Just One of Chuck Norris’s balls is the size of Jupiter
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Just One of Chuck Norris’s balls is the size of Jupiter!
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About Chuck Norris "Facts"
Chuck Norris Facts are satirical “facts” about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The “facts” are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris’ toughness, attitude, virility, “alpha-male status”, sophistication and masculinity.
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