Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Credit: “On Chuck Norris ‘mania’ sweeping the Net”
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung …
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris
4Q.cc >> And now a random fact about Chuck Norris…
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie, it is also what Chuck Norris calls…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie, it is also what Chuck Norris calls a pile of dead ninjas in his back yard
Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. When he left they were just called the Islands.
Chuck Norris wears superman pajamas…
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Chuck Norris wears superman pajamas; Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Just One of Chuck Norris’s balls is the size of Jupiter
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Just One of Chuck Norris’s balls is the size of Jupiter!
Ford is changing their slogan to “Built Norris Tough.”
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Ford is changing their slogan to “Built Norris Tough.”
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN’T GET LOADED CAUSE THE LIQUOR’S NOT STRONG ENOUGHT FOR CHUCK NORRIS
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN’T GET LOADED CAUSE THE LIQUOR’S NOT STRONG ENOUGHT FOR CHUCK NORRIS!!
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures …
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 2, 2008
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Credit: http://chucknorrisisgod.com/
Mountain Dew Chuck Norris Commercial - Funny Video
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 1, 2008
Chuck Norris doesn’t have any pubic hair. Pubes don’t grow on steel.
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 1, 2008
Michelangelo’s David shows pubic hair. (Wikipedia)
Did you know there is a Wired.com article on pubic hair?
Credit: From the Chuck Norris’ Top 10 + Facts Summary Youtube posting.
Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 1, 2008
Its not quite the TIGI Catwalk Curls Rock moisturizer that your sister uses.
But, redhot lava works just fine.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 1, 2008
Can you imagine the airfare to go visit that?!?
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 1, 2008
This is why I am hot. This is why I am hot. I’m hot cause I fly.
Or, maybe its because I went to Nebraska when Chuck Norris wanted popcorn!
The Chuck Norris Facts video that explains it all
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 1, 2008
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 1, 2008
If you think using Visine is hard enough…
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
(and it helps him get the red out!)
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 1, 2008
Chuck Norris is such a badass that he can count to infinity - twice, and eat your lunch while doing it!