Random Chuck Norris Jokes - Top "Facts" and Humor! http://www.randomchucknorris.com Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:02:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 en Getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris will earn you 5 air miles… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/getting-roundhouse-kicked-by-chuck-norris-will-earn-you-5-air-miles http://www.randomchucknorris.com/getting-roundhouse-kicked-by-chuck-norris-will-earn-you-5-air-miles#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:02:35 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/getting-roundhouse-kicked-by-chuck-norris-will-earn-you-5-air-miles Getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris will earn you 5 air miles. On the downside, your relatives will have to search a 5-mile-radius area for your corpse.

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]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/getting-roundhouse-kicked-by-chuck-norris-will-earn-you-5-air-miles/feed Where’s Waldo? He’s hiding, because… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/wheres-waldo-hes-hiding-because http://www.randomchucknorris.com/wheres-waldo-hes-hiding-because#comments Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:50:33 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/wheres-waldo-hes-hiding-because Where’s Waldo? He’s hiding, because of Chuck Norris.

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]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/wheres-waldo-hes-hiding-because/feed Chuck Norris built the Grand Canyon… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-built-the-grand-canyon http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-built-the-grand-canyon#comments Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:47:43 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-built-the-grand-canyon Chuck Norris once took a job as a ditch-digger. We now know the site at which he worked as the Grand Canyon.

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]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-built-the-grand-canyon/feed Chuck Norris doesnt pay taxes, taxes pay… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-doesnt-pay-taxes-taxes-pay http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-doesnt-pay-taxes-taxes-pay#comments Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:32:02 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-doesnt-pay-taxes-taxes-pay Chuck Norris doesnt pay taxes, taxes pay Chuck Norris.

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]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-doesnt-pay-taxes-taxes-pay/feed Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin. http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-can-delete-the-recycling-bin http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-can-delete-the-recycling-bin#comments Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:31:30 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-can-delete-the-recycling-bin Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

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]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-can-delete-the-recycling-bin/feed Chuck Norris caused the credit liquidity crisis when… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-caused-the-credit-liquidity-crisis-when http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-caused-the-credit-liquidity-crisis-when#comments Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:30:08 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-caused-the-credit-liquidity-crisis-when Chuck Norris caused the credit liquidity crisis when he roundhouse kicked his adjustable sub-prime loan back to Bear Sterns.

]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-caused-the-credit-liquidity-crisis-when/feed I don’t dial 911. I dial Chuck Norris. http://www.randomchucknorris.com/i-dont-dial-911-i-dial-chuck-norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/i-dont-dial-911-i-dial-chuck-norris#comments Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:24:52 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/i-dont-dial-911-i-dial-chuck-norris I don’t dial 911. I dial Chuck Norris.

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]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/i-dont-dial-911-i-dial-chuck-norris/feed Black holes are actually caused by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/black-holes-are-actually-caused-by-chuck-norris-roundhouse-kicking http://www.randomchucknorris.com/black-holes-are-actually-caused-by-chuck-norris-roundhouse-kicking#comments Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:21:54 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/black-holes-are-actually-caused-by-chuck-norris-roundhouse-kicking Black holes are actually caused by Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking people back through time.

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]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/black-holes-are-actually-caused-by-chuck-norris-roundhouse-kicking/feed Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-doesn%e2%80%99t-search-google-he-just http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-doesn%e2%80%99t-search-google-he-just#comments Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:55:48 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-doesn%e2%80%99t-search-google-he-just Chuck Norris doesn’t search Google. He just stares at the screen until Google pops the website he needs. Found here.

]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-doesn%e2%80%99t-search-google-he-just/feed Chuck Norris invented the infinite improbably machine… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-invented-the-infinite-improbably-machine http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-invented-the-infinite-improbably-machine#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:03:09 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-invented-the-infinite-improbably-machine Chuck Norris actually first invented the infinite improbably machine. With a really hot cup of tea, he simply round house kicked a crackhead mathematician from Texas.

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]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-invented-the-infinite-improbably-machine/feed Al Capone’s Tomb… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/al-capones-tomb http://www.randomchucknorris.com/al-capones-tomb#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:00:31 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/al-capones-tomb Chuck Norris KNOWS what’s in Al Capone’s Tomb because he put it there.

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]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/al-capones-tomb/feed Jesus Christ has a bumper sticker… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/jesus-christ-has-a-bumper-sticker http://www.randomchucknorris.com/jesus-christ-has-a-bumper-sticker#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:59:46 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/jesus-christ-has-a-bumper-sticker Jesus Christ has a bumper sticker that says, “What would Chuck Norris do?”.

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]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/jesus-christ-has-a-bumper-sticker/feed Fortune favors the brave… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/fortune-favors-the-brave http://www.randomchucknorris.com/fortune-favors-the-brave#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:58:07 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/fortune-favors-the-brave Fortune favors the brave less than Chuck Norris

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]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/fortune-favors-the-brave/feed Chuck Norris invades LOLcats! http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-invades-lolcats http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-invades-lolcats#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:11:03 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-invades-lolcats Funny Pictures

Chuck Norris invented cheeseburgers by throwing a cow at a chain link fence!

]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-invades-lolcats/feed Chuck Norris gave his clone… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-gave-his-clone http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-gave-his-clone#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:26:04 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-gave-his-clone Chuck Norris gave his clone a Total Gym so they now can both roundhouse kick bad guys.

Too bad the bad guys were stupid and forgot to call in to win a free total gym!

]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-gave-his-clone/feed Chuck Norris uses the Total Gym. Too Bad the … http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-uses-the-total-gym-too-bad-the-bad-guys-dont http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-uses-the-total-gym-too-bad-the-bad-guys-dont#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:33:58 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-uses-the-total-gym-too-bad-the-bad-guys-dont Chuck Norris uses the Total Gym. Too Bad the bad guys dont!

You can read about Chuck Norris here in our About page. Youtube clips included!

There are also Youtube clips about Chuck Norris and what he thinks about Total Gym here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA

]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-uses-the-total-gym-too-bad-the-bad-guys-dont/feed Chuck Norris’ chest hair has chest hair. http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-chest-hair-has-chest-hair http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-chest-hair-has-chest-hair#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:30:06 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-chest-hair-has-chest-hair Chuck Norris’ chest hair has chest hair.

Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator - Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks and Beard Included

]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-chest-hair-has-chest-hair/feed Chuck Norris isn’t the type to wear his heart on his sleeve… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-isnt-the-type-to-wear-his-heart-on-his-sleeve-he-will-however-wear-your-heart-on-his-sleeve-if-you-ever-make-the-mistake-of-touching-his-beard http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-isnt-the-type-to-wear-his-heart-on-his-sleeve-he-will-however-wear-your-heart-on-his-sleeve-if-you-ever-make-the-mistake-of-touching-his-beard#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:30:00 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-isnt-the-type-to-wear-his-heart-on-his-sleeve-he-will-however-wear-your-heart-on-his-sleeve-if-you-ever-make-the-mistake-of-touching-his-beard Chuck Norris isn’t the type to wear his heart on his sleeve. He will however wear your heart on his sleeve if you ever make the mistake of touching his beard.

]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/chuck-norris-isnt-the-type-to-wear-his-heart-on-his-sleeve-he-will-however-wear-your-heart-on-his-sleeve-if-you-ever-make-the-mistake-of-touching-his-beard/feed Never invite Chuck Norris to participate in a civil war re-enactment… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/never-invite-chuck-norris-to-participate-in-a-civil-war-re-enactment-things-just-get-way-out-of-hand http://www.randomchucknorris.com/never-invite-chuck-norris-to-participate-in-a-civil-war-re-enactment-things-just-get-way-out-of-hand#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:29:53 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/never-invite-chuck-norris-to-participate-in-a-civil-war-re-enactment-things-just-get-way-out-of-hand Never invite Chuck Norris to participate in a civil war re-enactment. Things just get way out of hand.

]]> http://www.randomchucknorris.com/never-invite-chuck-norris-to-participate-in-a-civil-war-re-enactment-things-just-get-way-out-of-hand/feed At Toys “R” Us, Barbie and the Chuck Norris actions figures must be… http://www.randomchucknorris.com/at-toys-r-us-barbie-and-the-chuck-norris-actions-figures-must-be-at-least-eight-aisles-apart-by-law-after-all-it-is-a-childrens-store http://www.randomchucknorris.com/at-toys-r-us-barbie-and-the-chuck-norris-actions-figures-must-be-at-least-eight-aisles-apart-by-law-after-all-it-is-a-childrens-store#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:29:45 +0000 Random Chuck Norris http://www.randomchucknorris.com/at-toys-r-us-barbie-and-the-chuck-norris-actions-figures-must-be-at-least-eight-aisles-apart-by-law-after-all-it-is-a-childrens-store At Toys “R” Us, Barbie and the Chuck Norris actions figures must be at least eight aisles apart by law. After all, it is a children’s store.

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