Chuck Norris invades LOLcats!
Posted by Random Chuck Norris on Mar 3, 2008
Chuck Norris invented cheeseburgers by throwing a cow at a chain link fence!
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Chuck Norris Facts are satirical “facts” about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The “facts” are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris’ toughness, attitude, virility, “alpha-male status”, sophistication and masculinity.
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