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About Chuck Norris "Facts"
Chuck Norris Facts are satirical “facts” about martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The “facts” are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris’ toughness, attitude, virility, “alpha-male status”, sophistication and masculinity.
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- Getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris will earn you 5 air miles…
- Where’s Waldo? He’s hiding, because…
- Chuck Norris built the Grand Canyon…
- Chuck Norris doesnt pay taxes, taxes pay…
- Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
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- I don’t dial 911. I dial Chuck Norris.
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- Al Capone’s Tomb…
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